Bat$hit nuts tweet of the week: LeBron = Jesus
July 9, 2010 by
John Stansberry
And not the Jesus who’s a killer bowler, this guy is referring to the other, more famous Jesus:

Here’s the far less famous Jesus in a clip I wouldn’t let your boss hear:









clingy on Fri, 9th Jul 2010 11:01 am
when he moved to hollywood he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
heather on Fri, 9th Jul 2010 11:44 am
Wow that was about as deep as a thimble full of water! Yeah most deities and saints have things like “chosen 1″ and ” gifted one” tattooed on their body.
John Stansberry on Fri, 9th Jul 2010 3:48 pm
@ clingy - 8-year olds, Dude
@ heather - LeBron’s mother has a tattoo on her arm that reads, “SON.”
Billy Porter on Fri, 9th Jul 2010 7:57 pm
Everyone in this thread is out of their element