Heisman winner whips ass

Herschel Walker has accomplished four things that most of us can only dream about:

1. He’s won the Heisman
2. He’s made a ton of cash
3. He’s gotten paid to legally whip a dude’s ass
4. He’s never masturbated

Number three on the list occurred last night, here are the highlights:

Number four on the list is something he revealed on the January 15 edition of “The Howard Stern Show.” When asked by the King of All Media about his chicken choking habits, Walker revealed the following: “I don’t masturbate. I’d rather not play with myself.” In Tebowesque fashion, he also said that he’s never watched a porno before.  If only Tiger Woods had that kind of restraint.

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