Michael Irvin rape a woman?!? Unpossible!

This came across the AP wire today concerning former NFL great Michael Irvin:

MIAMI — A woman claims in a lawsuit filed only days before the Super Bowl that former Dallas Cowboys star Michael Irvin sexually assaulted her at a South Florida hotel, an allegation labeled a false attempt at “civil extortion” Friday by Irvin’s attorney.

The woman, identified only as “Jane Doe,” filed the lawsuit Thursday in Broward County Circuit Court seeking unspecified damages for the assault that allegedly occurred July 4 or 5, 2007, at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood.

I’m having a hard time believing that Michael Irvin can stop flapping his jaw about “The U” long enough to rape anyone.  Then again, never put anything past a former Miami football player.

In case you missed “The U,” an installment of ESPN’s 30 for 30 documentary series, check out this clip to get a feel for where these cats were coming from.  Pay close attention to Steve Walsh’s comments starting at the 2:16 mark.  Oh Steve, that’s funny stuff, man, about as funny as an alleged rape charge:

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