My snarky assholishness is lost on some

July 12, 2012 by John Stansberry  


Earlier today ESPN once again carted Matt Millen out to reprise his role as Joe Paterno apologist #1 (no IMDB credit yet), this time in reference to the release of the Freeh Report. But seeing as how the vast majority of ESPN’s audience now views the deceased Penn State football coach as the new Great Satan, you can imagine the kind of backlash that Millen is getting from statements like this:

“You can’t discount all the good that he’s done. He has flaws and it’s one of them. This decision here was one of them. It was a mistake.”

Matt Millen: silver lining finder

Matt Millen: silver lining finder

Admit it, deep down inside, part of you wants someone to be as Jim Jonsingly loyal to you as Millen is to his beloved college coach. You want to have the comfort of knowing that no matter how many hookers you’re caught burying in the field out behind your house that there’ll be one person proclaiming your innocence as your electric chair cranks up. Yes, everyone needs a Mel:

So in the wake of Millen’s display of blind devotion, I had to take it upon myself to be a snarky asshole about it on Twitter. Because as you know that’s how I pass my time. But while the vast majority of you knew I was clearly joking in the Tweet below, one of you may or may not have been so sure:

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Just to clarify: no, Millen did not really say that. But I wish he had.

Comments

One Comment on "My snarky assholishness is lost on some"

  1. bigv123 on Fri, 13th Jul 2012 1:33 pm 

    I’m curious, what do you think the NCAA is going to do vs. what do you think they SHOULD do (if anything)? Certainly this is horrific, but isn’t this a LEGAL issue not an ATHLETIC issue?? I’m hearing a lot of people calling for the Death Penalty for the Football Program for 2+ years. Would you do the same if, hypothetically, the OC at LSU shot and killed someone?? I think we’re losing focus on which of our institutions are ultimately responsible for what and who should be dispensing punishment on whom. These guys have committed CRIMES. Let’s let the legal system do its thing and not get the NCAA involved.

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