Vince Dooley recommends a football team for a school whose name he can’t remember

In the outer reaches of Atlanta’s ever growing suburbs sits Kennesaw State University. Like the region itself, KSU just keeps growing and growing. As of last year, enrollment at this four-year school you’ve never heard of had cleared the 22,000 mark. That’s an awful lot of people whose applications to the University of Georgia were turned down flat coming out of high school.

With growth comes the desire to have all the trappings that a big school has, which would include a football team. So the powers that be at KSU put together a Football Exploratory Committee and approached one of the state’s greatest college football icons, Vince Dooley, to head it up. Here he is at the press conference announcing the committee’s recommendation that a program be started up in 2014:

Oh Vince, I know you hadn’t heard of Kennesaw State until they woke you from your slumber to head up their committee, but at least have the common sense to get the school’s name right. Kansas State?!? Really? Jesus, dude, where did that come from?

From this gaffe to Vince’s son Derek having to teach Tennessee football players how to properly shower, the Dooleys have been bringing the goods lately. Screw the Stillers, the Dooleys are now America’s favorite father-son comedy team.