Will you dumbass celebrities on Twitter just answer Marty2634’s questions?
September 17, 2010 by
John Stansberry
Do you remember the Herlihy Boy, the guy who just wanted to bring in your mail? In case you’ve forgotten, let me refresh your memory:
I was reminded of the plight of the Herlihy Boy by a Twitter user who goes by the handle of @Marty2634:
The guy just wants a few of his questions answered, but unfortunately for him, none of you don’t-think-your-shit-stinks celebrities will take a few seconds out of your oh-so-important lives to answer him:
DAMN YOU PEOPLE! JUST ANSWER HIS QUESTIONS!!! Hey former NBA journeyman Kenny Anderson, are you telling me you actually have something better to do than respond to Marty? You’re a little too far removed from Lethal Weapon 3 to still be snooty:
Whoa now, George Lopez, I’ve seen that steaming pile of shit that you call a talk show, you’re really going to act like you don’t have 15 friggin’ seconds to respond to Marty?:
But the supreme insult is the fact that Zaza Pachulia acts like Marty’s question never entered the Twittersphere. Hey douchebag, don’t even bother at this point, because Marty’s too good for you:
Mac B from Tennessee on Fri, 17th Sep 2010 3:37 pm
This is why I read Lonely Tailgater. John’s always sticking up for the little guy. The voice of the common fan.
John Stansberry on Fri, 17th Sep 2010 3:45 pm
@Mac B - Zaza’s Blackberry was paid for by the hard working fans who half-filled Philips Arena. With that in mind, he should answer EVERY tweet directed at him.